"Man-Pickle-Fuck"

"Man-Pickle-Fuck" was a creation by The Mad Monk of Barcelona.

Biography
After the death of Professor Wizard, The Mad Monk of Barcelona took the body of Professor Wizard to Prague and merged it with the soul of Henry Chichele, thus creating "Man-Pickle-Fuck". It is unknown why The Mad Monk chose to name his creation this, though many suspect it was due to his crippling madness.

The Mad Monk was convinced that "Man-Pickle-Fuck" was the hope of humanity and insisted his followers treat "Man-Pickle-Fuck" as such. This caused many of his followers to become disillusioned and leave, which deeply upset "Man-Pickle-Fuck". The Mad Monk and "Man-Pickle-Fuck" moved into the catacombs where The Mad Monk taught him Alchemy.

It was not long, however, until "Man-Pickle-Fuck" began to question his existence. After a journey to the surface in 1450, where he shocked the residents of Prague due to the fact that Professor Wizard's body had still been decaying, "Man-Pickle-Fuck" felt betrayed and outraged. He confronted The Mad Monk, who simply spoke in riddles. Infuriated, "Man-Pickle-Fuck" stabbed The Mad Monk in the neck and ran away in shame.

Over the next few years, "Man-Pickle-Fuck" attempted to learn of his origin, and traced it back to Oxford. In 1456, he visited Oxford, disturbing those who had known Professor Wizard. Disgusted by this abomination, the residents of Oxford banded together and captured "Man-Pickle-Fuck", sealing him in the crypt intended for Professor Wizard. "Man-Pickle-Fuck" died soon afterwards of starvation and disease. The people of Oxford then held a proper funeral for Professor Wizard.