Professor Wizard

Professor Wizard (1350?-1441) was a professor of Astronomy and Astrology at Oxford University.

Biography
Professor Wizard was either born in Oxford or somewhere near Oxford. His parent's names are unknown, but it is known that for some reason, they cursed him with the absurd name of Professor Wizard, sealing his destiny. At some point in his teens, Professor Wizard ran away from his family and lived with a witch, where he was taught the ways of magic. His journeys through his early 20s lead him to some of the greatest secret libraries of magic known to man.

In 1398, he became professor of Astronomy and Astrology at Oxford University due to his extensive knowledge of the subjects. Many of his pupils went on to become important figures in history, such as The Mad Monk of Barcelona, John the Toothless, and The Unspoken Man.

Professor Wizard died in 1441, but The Mad Monk of Barcelona used his body to create "Man-Pickle-Fuck".