The Scream Lord

The Scream Lord is an American politician and the presumptive nominee for the Creepy Party in the 2016 Presidential Election. His ideas on economic reform have won him a Nobel Prize.

Biography
The Scream Lord emerged from a Bavarian swamp in the mid-17th century and began collecting human bones in order to construct a most macabre castle. Upon completion of the castle in 1759, The Scream Lord consumed all the citizens of the nearby villages. The governments of Europe, appalled by his actions, formed a coalition against him which caused him to flee to North America.

Once in North America, The Scream Lord began work on causing a revolution in the British Colonies in order to avoid being captured by the British. Though he did not sign the Declaration of Independence, The Scream Lord was integral in its development.

Political Positions

 * On Immigration: "Oh yes yes, the more people here the merrier, I haven't eaten in centuries you know."
 * On Same-Sex Marriage: "Heh heh, I have a few more bones left, I can always build another castle. You know what that will mean? Heh heh, well, they didn't form a coalition against me for nothing....but this time I will be in charge! What was the question again?"
 * On the NSA: "Oh I'll have a great use for that, hee hee!"
 * On Abortion: "Oh no no, we need as many people as possible. I am starving after all."
 * On Income Inequality: "Oh I think I have a perfect solution for that, heh heh. Yes, you won't be worrying much about that when I am king, er, president, heh heh.."