Fun Facts About George Washington


 * George Washington had a brother named Gene Washington, who had a Francis Bacon Tree
 * George Washington was a real spooky guy!
 * George Washington had a wooden tooth fetish.
 * In his later years, George Washington began losing his sanity and declared war on cherry trees, resulting in mass deforestation across the country.
 * George Washington buried a jar containing his urine somewhere near the White House in the hope that he would one day be cloned.
 * George Washington's favorite word was "Turnip".