List of Quotes Mistakenly Attributed to Marilyn Monroe

This is a list of all quotes which are mistakenly attributed to Marilyn Monroe, many of which are pasted onto photographs of her and shared on social media websites:
 * "You can't always build a fish, but when you can the results are tasty!"
 * "You can't always believe what you read, but you can always believe what you smell!"
 * "Language, as a communicative tool which evolved chiefly for survival and the proliferation of survival techniques, is simply inadequate when it comes to attempting to understand or develop large aspects of metaphysical philosophy."
 * "If you don't turn the lamp on, you will never see the light switch."
 * "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
 * "The best thing in life is the triumphant feeling one can only experience once they are holding the disembodied head of their greatest enemy."
 * "There is no greater pursuer of peace, no finer orator, and no man more pursuant of a higher standard of personal morals than Richard Nixon."
 * "Love is akin to the origin of the universe, in that I can't think of a way to link either."
 * "JFK could not fuck his way out of a orgy bag."