Barack Obama

Barack Obama is the 44th President of the United States.



Obscure Information
Barack Obama is not only a fan of Beyonce, he also adores Snazzy and the Fools, but some say he is hiding a certain recording that may be have adverse effects on one's sanity. Rumors that he has been seen going into the more sinister parts of the White House grow every day. What is he building under the Oval Office? Why is he frequently visited by an androgynous person in a suit? What are those noises coming from his bedroom at night? Who is he keeping locked up in the walk-in freezer?

Other than that, Barack Obama is a sane, normal guy. Here are some fun facts:
 * Obama is constantly bothered by the ghost of Richard Nixon, who insists he record everything.
 * Obama brushes his teeth 3 times every day.
 * Obama has a collection of glass eyeballs he keeps in Air Force One. He reportedly intends to give it to whomever becomes the next president.
 * Obama has summoned Creepface on one occasion.
 * Obama keeps a bottle of "Special Juice" in his desk at all times.
 * Obama hates hunting.
 * Obama spelled backwards is Amabo, which is the name of a mystical river that flows underneath the Tigris River.
 * Obama has made contact with aliens and readily admits as such while adamantly insisting that aliens are not real.
 * Obama is actually 1/18th Canadian.
 * Obama sure does love chili dogs.
 * Obama does not believe in floor lamps.