Boring Man

George Smith known as Boring Man (September 18, 1954-) is a man who has no major accomplishments and does nothing interesting.

Biography
George Smith was born in Little Rock, Arkansas on September 18, 1954 to Jim Smith And Jane Smith. Smith grew up in a middle class neighborhood and went to a public school nearby. One time as a child, he kicked a loose piece of gravel ahead of him as he was walking. When he was 6 years old he heard some Rock 'N' Roll, but he didn't like it very much. In 1960, he dropped an egg on the ground, but it didn't break. In 1964 he had his 10th birthday party and he got a cowboy hat, but he rarely wore it. In 1968, a few people who were in his class ran off to join a commune but he stayed at school. One time, in 1969, he saw a bird. He made reasonable grades in school and went to a decent college, where he got a degree in accounting. In 1976, he bought himself a brown sofa.