List Of Articles On This Site With Adverse Effects On Those Who Read Them

A complete list of all articles with adverse effects on those who read them (note: due to their adverse effects, names of the articles are blocked so as to protect users):
 * █████████████████: causes blindness in the reader.
 * ████: If read aloud, summons a tree spirit that turns the reader into a shrub
 * █████████████: Sings its contents to the readers in a tone so high pitched it shuts one's brain off.
 * ███████: Fires a bolt of electricity out at the reader.
 * ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████: A rambling article attempting to detail something indescribable. Though nonsensical to most, continuous study of the article tends to lead to insanity as vague comprehension of the subject sets in.
 * █████████: Causes nightmarish visual hallucinations in the reader that last for several days.
 * █████: If sung to a certain tune, summons a bloodthirsty ghoul.
 * █████████████████████: A complete list of spoilers for every form of media throughout all of time, written in a font that somehow enrages all readers.
 * ██████████████████████████████: Contains no text but somehow compels all who find it to obsessively "read" it.
 * ██████████████: An article that, when opened, instantly and endlessly prints itself out on any nearby printer (regardless of whether said printer is connected to the computer or even turned on) using blood in place of ink. Printer must be destroyed on a molecular level before printing ceases.
 * █████████████████████████: Instantly kills any attempted reader. Content is unknown.